World War 3 (NATO vs NSC)

'''YOU EDIT THIS SHIT AGAIN, I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL CUT YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR INBRED MOM! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE HERE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN?! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FAT, OBESE, CHEETOS EATING, RACIST, XBOX CLIT'''

yo dude chill, first of all you have no idea where I live, and I don't live anywhere near my mom. if you really were trying to be nice you wouldn't be doing this in the first place sucker. I am neither fat, obese, racist nor have a console, and they sadly don't sell cheetos where i live.

ya got the clit part right tho ;)

• March 22nd, 2019: Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has announced that the Philippines will leave the UN and NATO and will align with North Korea. US-Philippine Relations have been completely dissolved.

• March 29th, 2019: All US Troops stationed in the Philippines have been exiled. Russian troops arrive and seize control of former Philippine military bases in Clark and Subic. Filipino and ISIS forces welcome each other.

• March 31st, 2019: UN laughs at the decisions of the Philippines and its new allies ISIS, Al Qaeda and Peter Griffin. Meanwhile, Philippines protested to UN for not getting enough economical aid as promised because it is a sad shitty state.

• April 2nd, 2019: ISIS supplies Philippines with military supplies, such as rifles, tanks, APCs, fighter jets, etc. Pres. Duterte arrives in Pyongyang to meet with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. They get married in Pyongyang and honeymoon in Cebu.

• April 9th, 2019: North Korea supplies Philippines with three ICBMs. All of them are lost when the North Korean ship sinks.

• April 12th, 2019: Duterte visits Iran and Syria. Relations between Iran, Syria, and Philippines have thankfully strengthened after they had a threesome with Ayatollah Komeini and Bashar al-Assad. Kim Jong Un was invited but he had to go look for his missing nuclear stockpile. North Korea has no more nukes.

• April 15th, 2019: Armed Forces of the Philippines have reached its highest peak. Philippines have joined the ranks of micronations like San Marino, they have never had more than 69 soldiers before now.

• April 17th, 2019: Philippine Army have surrendered to Armed groups such as CPP-NPA, MILF, and Abu Sayyaf, some of them joined the terrorist group rather than be prisoners

• April 23rd, 2019: Malaysia occupies Mindanao.

• April 29th, 2019: Myanmar defends Malaysia after Philippines sends threats over Mindanao territorial claim by Malay forces.

• May 2nd, 2019: Philippines established the NSC (Nations' Strategic Coalition). Only the philippines joined.

• May 5th, 2019: North Korea joins NSC.

• May 7th, 2019: ISIS joins NSC.

• May 12th, 2019: Philippines and China signed a deal, stating that the South China Sea shall be fully Chinese.

• May 17th, 2019: Philippines-Australia tensions spark when a Yacht full of Australian YouTubers trespassed into Philippine waters, leading to a confrontation between the Australian YouTubers and the Philippine Navy. The Australian youtubers sunk all ships in the Philippine Navy with minecraft diamond swords.

• May 22nd, 2019: Al Qaeda joins NSC after a new leader was appointed.

• May 25th, 2019: Everyone laughs at the NSC again.

• May 28th, 2019: CIA and American PMC operators have been secretly deployed in Philippines to rescue US Government officials and assassinate Philippine commanders. The operation was successful, all US officials were safely extracted and 7 Philippine Generals were assassinated.

RULES

• You can edit as much as you want, but you cannot mention the Philippines once as it is a joke country.

• Don't be an asshole and respect other's opinions, unless they're philippino

• When you're country is occupied, don't complain about it and leave it as it is. You can play as other nations when your previous nation has been occupied, unless its the Philippines, in which case you cannot play as the Philippines because you would die immediately

• Be plausible and realistic, no futuristic robots or super Philippines or super atomic missiles here, we're trying to be as realistic as possible

FACTIONS

United Nations/NATO

• United States

• Canada

• United Kingdom

• France

• Germany

• Denmark

• Italy

• Greece

• Egypt

• Israel

• Japan

• Malaysia

• India

• Indonesia

NSC (Nations' Strategic Coalition)

• Philippines

• ISIS

• Al Qaeda

• North Korea